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The Tourist Movie Review

December 20, 2010 by Divina Rodriguez Leave a Comment

By Eddy I am not going to lie; I am probably the worst person to review this movie. The reason I say this starts with the stars of the film. If you have read any of my previous film reviews with Angelina, you will find out that I have a slightly not so wholesome infatuation with her. That in itself isn't too bad, but if you add in my hetero-man crush on Johnny Depp (goes back to 21 Jump Street ) and the beautiful sights and sounds of Venice, Italy and I am pretty sure that there might be a problem. Yet the first step to recovery is realizing you have a problem. So with that in mind I am going to try to be as objective as possible or in my world, be as critical as possible. The best parts of the movie are just what I mentioned above, the stars and local, other than that the movie is pretty predictable and relatively unexciting. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Movie News and Reviews Tagged With: 2005, angelina Jolie, Anthony Zimmer, Eddy, Johnny Depp, Movie Review, The Tourist, Venice Italy

Salt Movie Review

August 1, 2010 by Divina Rodriguez Leave a Comment

By Eddy I think that I might be a bit misogynistic. Well at least when it comes to action movies. For some reason I just can't get into an action movie when the lead is a girl. I am not sure why, it's not like I don't like to see girls in action movie (this might have to do with the increased possibility of nudity from said girl). Its just when the crap hits the fan, the women (I probably shouldn't say "girls") just looks fake. They don't really look like they can get the job done. Maybe it feels like they lose a bit of their femininity put in the action situation (or maybe pampered Hollywood actresses just can't be bad asses), maybe I fancy myself a prince charming and expect women to always be the damsel in distress and not the other way around. Don't get me wrong, there are definite exceptions like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, but in general it ends up feeling more like the Charlie's Angels movies. Which brings me to Salt , for the most part Angelina … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Vault Tagged With: angelina Jolie, blockbuster kiosk, Charlie’s Angels, Cold War Russia, Eddy, Gorbachev, Jason Bourne movies, Kill Bill, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Ronald Regan, Salt Movie Review, Tom Clancy, Tomb Raider, uma thurman, wanted

Wanted Movie Review

August 6, 2008 by Divina Rodriguez 2 Comments

I am not sure this is going to look as good when she is fifty! But you never know, gotta love technology!

By Eddy I am an unabashed Angelina Jolie fan. I am not sure what it is, yes of course she is hot, but it is more than that. She, more than any other celebrity crush, has made an impact on me, I am pretty sure she may have started my affinity for dark hair, light eyes and "crazy" girls with tattoos (though I eventually got over the "crazy" girl thing). Ask any of my close friends who my celebrity girl is and they will immediately say Angie. Now if you ask who my celebrity guy is, I am pretty sure they would have no idea (I will give you a hint, he used to be on "21 Jumpstreet" and it wasn't Richard Grieco) Back to Angelina, I tend to watch most of her movies, much to my wife's annoyance and likely jealousy (though I am not sure whyJ). I try to stick to her lighter fare type movies, anytime she tries to do a serious "grown up" movie I tend to tune out, unless there is some nudity, then I am there with bells on, I guess I still … [Read more...]

Filed Under: The Vault Tagged With: 21 jumpstreet, angelina Jolie, Film, Morgan Freeman, Night Watch, Timur, wanted