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21 Jump Street Movie Review

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I am an unabashed 21 Jump Street fan (yes, the show from the 80s).  I can clearly remember watching the show from its absolute premier to its cancellation.  I am not sure what drew it to me in the first place, but to my young mind these “cop” turned high school students were the coolest people I knew.  Fast forward to the 21st century and now due to the originality and genius of Hollywood we have a movie.  Refreshingly, the movie takes a totally different approach to the story, not just bringing back the original characters back and just retelling some lost and forgotten plot line that couldn’t cut it for the original show, we are treated to an almost self aware parody of buddy cops in a similar vein of the Other Guys, just with more high school students.  Starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum as youthful looking inept cops who almost as a last resort are co-opted into a revived program from the 80s in which cops infiltrate high schools to fight crime.  Both officers … [Read more...]

Haywire Movie Review

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By Eddy My God what have I just watched?  I have returned to my hotel room after watching the movie Haywire and I had to start writing the review.  I couldn’t bear to think about the movie any long than I had too.  Believe me, I will be taking a long shower after this…and I am not ruling out crying it out in the fetal position while I am there. Steven Soderbergh has taken the Ocean's movie formula way too far. Just because it worked more or less with those comic caper movies doesn’t mean it will work all the time, it also helped to have the full star power and charm of Brad Pitt and George Clooney.   While not lacking in stars (Antonio Banderas, Ewan McGregor, Bill Paxon, Channing Tatum, Micheal Fassbender and Michael Douglas  all of whom mailed in their performances)the movie in its purest essence is a revenge film ala Death Wish and therefore needs a bit more that a couple of stars mugging for the camera it needs to have an actual story.  It honestly felt that the … [Read more...]